Who would you slap?

Just for fun... I know none of us would actually do such a thing

Who would you like to bitch slap should you pass them on the street?

Michael Moore
Al Gore
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Paris Hilton
Hugo Chavez
Jane Fonda
George Bush
John Kerry

Hmmm… seems like my list would be rather long. I think I’ll stop it there for now.

I'd slap Paris Hilton but only after I had shagged her like a frenzied terrier. Then I wouldn't ever talk to her or look at her again.

(You just have some things that, despite the obvious flaws, you feel you have to do I suppose)

George Bush.

jack osbourne...& then I would kick him from one side of the road to the other, whilst telling him that bouncing up & down on elastic is not brave and...stomp....lecturing people on heart & commitment should only be done by people who demonstrably have those qualities....which isnt him....kick ..quitter!

And I second paris Hilton, but I get her first & you get sloppy secounds.

What's wrong with Hanoi Jane, Roadkill?

Lmfao, you wish! We'll have to flip a coin I suppose. She does have three holes to end in.. suppose we could even do it like twister. Duno what the forefeit would be for losing though.

Blakops wrote:

What's wrong with Hanoi Jane, Roadkill?

Fonda's tour of North Vietnam in 1972, during which she posed for photo ops with communist soldiers and broadcasted anti-American propaganda over Radio Hanoi. She also participated in a staged press conference accompanied by American servicemen held captive by the Viet Cong, the purpose of which was to "prove" that the POWs weren't being mistreated by their captors. Years afterward when the then-released POWs described the very real torture and degradation they had suffered at the hands of the North Vietnamese, Fonda dismissed them as "hypocrites and liars."

I have no tolerance for anyone of this nature, how many times have we seen deplorable behavior towards both the British and US soldiers as of late.

roadkill wrote:

Blakops wrote:

What's wrong with Hanoi Jane, Roadkill?

Fonda's tour of North Vietnam in 1972, during which she posed for photo ops with communist soldiers and broadcasted anti-American propaganda over Radio Hanoi. She also participated in a staged press conference accompanied by American servicemen held captive by the Viet Cong, the purpose of which was to "prove" that the POWs weren't being mistreated by their captors. Years afterward when the then-released POWs described the very real torture and degradation they had suffered at the hands of the North Vietnamese, Fonda dismissed them as "hypocrites and liars."

I have no tolerance for anyone of this nature, how many times have we seen deplorable behavior towards both the British and US soldiers as of late.

Ok, then I'll slap her harder than I'd slap Bush!

Would you have sex with him first too?

Mike forfeit would talking to her for an hour after the sex. Judging by your avatar, f**k it kill it eat it seems to be the order of the day.

Thanks Roadkill, was just wondering

Can We not just put them all in a cage & then take them on hand to hand, like in john Carpenters Escape from New York?

The Obama/Nobel thing. Bit weird. Hav'nt really been paying attention. Personally, i think he is presenting the US in a favourable light to the rest of the world......Which will make your rampant Empire- building takeover of the rest of the world seem more & more likely..........until China calls in the loan.



Arod, get as many as you can. They will put a price on your head & we can collect.

But really, lets get Jack!

Blakops wrote:

Mike forfeit would talking to her for an hour after the sex. Judging by your avatar, f**k it kill it eat it seems to be the order of the day.

Thanks Roadkill, was just wondering

Can We not just put them all in a cage & then take them on hand to hand, like in john Carpenters Escape from New York?

The Obama/Nobel thing. Bit weird. Hav'nt really been paying attention. Personally, i think he is presenting the US in a favourable light to the rest of the world......Which will make your rampant Empire- building takeover of the rest of the world seem more & more likely..........until China calls in the loan.



Arod, get as many as you can. They will put a price on your head & we can collect.

But really, lets get Jack!

Do you UK'rs get saturday night live? They did a funny bit on Obama, and what he has accomplished since his entry into office, to quote the actor "NOTHING"!

I have no personal issue with Obama, but the nobel peace prize thing pissed me off. How do you get that for doing "NOTHING"! Furthermore, what has he done for peace? You can't just get it for being the first black guy to make it to the white house, that hardly seems fair, I mean, look at the names of past recipients..

-------pause, browse---------------

Ok, right after that last line, I went to their website, the only names I remember from school were Nelson Mandela, Bishop Desmond Tutu and Martin Luther King. All who did works I considered big for a people and peace. However upon visiting the website I saw some rather interesting names....

http://nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/peace/laureates/

I stand corrected, I gave this thing much more value than is warranted..... The value of this thing in my eyes has just dropped a whole lot.

"for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples"

That's the justification. Man, go to my blog or facebook, I'm always "talking" about peace, I should get one too!! What has been done?? Anyway, whatever...

Bush, for sending us into Iraq, aside from just being annoying, this is the single most reason I'd slap him.. Because to this day, I don't know the true reason why we were sent in.

Fonda, because I am a vet, and it pisses me off when vets are treated badly! Whore!

Paris, makes me sick, and she doesn't look like a good shag... I won't slap her though, she's just annoying, but still.. HEhehee...

Let me go check if i'm a mega millionaire.. Peace...

Blakops wrote:

Mike forfeit would talking to her for an hour after the sex. Judging by your avatar, f**k it kill it eat it seems to be the order of the day.

lmfao

Never considered that! Yet another string to my bow..



On the subject of:

"extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples"

It made me think, possibly Hillary Clinton should get one too? She's wading into Northern Ireland I see.. Obviously we don't know how to negotiate with terrorists enough, despite the relatively successful talks as of late.

BREAKING NEWS: This just in!!! Obama wins the Heisman Trophy after watching a college football game!!!


just got sent this

Roadkill, I have to ask & you Arod & Rus & all the other US citizens, please tell me it is you want him to do?

I'm not being rude, i just would like to know your views?

Mike.

Funding for the Republicans came from the states. When the largest terrorist incident in the world happened in NY, the money strangely dried up. NI is an interesting thing isnt it. Demonstrates that if no long time permanent peace is possible between 2 groups After 480 years, its not likely to ever be possible

Blakops wrote:

Roadkill, I have to ask & you Arod & Rus & all the other US citizens, please tell me it is you want him to do?

That stuff is just funny that's all...

What I want him to do... better question is what I don't want him to do. Do not try and fundementaly change us into a socialist nation. When we don't have the money don't spend it like you have no limit. Stop devaluing the dollar. Don't encourage people to depend on the government, encourage them to be self supportive, independent and proud. Either give our troops everything they need or pull them all out and do it now. Stop insulting our greatest allies IE: sending back the bust of Winston Churchill

roadkill wrote:

Just for fun... I know none of us would actually do such a thing

Who would you like to bitch slap should you pass them on the street?

Michael Moore
Al Gore
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Paris Hilton
Hugo Chavez
Jane Fonda
George Bush
John Kerry

Hmmm… seems like my list would be rather long. I think I’ll stop it there for now.

really good question. can i slap all of them. i mean, i'd like to slap Michael Moore just because he has a big
face, and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad simply to say, "i've slapped Mahmoud, so fukkin' what..."



as for the new prez, i think i want from him some follow through. not tentitive ginger stepping to please all. one can't please all. i mean, no one could be worse than George Bush, i'm sorry...and i'm about as in the middle as it gets. i've simply met way too many Rep's that identify themselves as such for the homogenous biggoted dolts they share collective space wth, in spite of not minding some of the theory; just as i've met far too many patronizing Dem's that don't have the balls to get ugly and unappologetic about their own beliefs. it's as if they're gendered male and female--in that order. neither side is completely pallatible, but all i want from Mr. Prez, is a bullet proof pope mobile and some bollocks big enough to stand behind. i was sold on the charisma, now i want to see him without the tippy toe tredding.

Maybe Jordan (not the basketball legend, the slag who married that twat andre).

Mike2010 wrote:

I'd slap Paris Hilton but only after I had shagged her like a frenzied terrier.

Blakops wrote///
to paraphrase, "me first, you'll get sloppy seconds"

UHM...I HATE TO BREAK IT YOU GUYS--BUT SLOPPY SECONDS IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES, WHOEVER
IS FIRST/SECOND/WHATEVER...YOU'D BE AT A EPIC SLOPPY 1000th TO BE SURE. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT
ILLUSION. I HOPE I DIDN'T RUIN YOUR COLLECTIVE FANTASIES

Virgins are hard to come by Rus. & rather boring.

Nothing wrong with a bit of experience.

Blakops wrote:

Virgins are hard to come by Rus. & rather boring.

Nothing wrong with a bit of experience.

or a good euphamism

If there's grass on the wicket, lets play cricket.

Russ the Muss wrote:

Blakops wrote:

Virgins are hard to come by Rus. & rather boring.

Nothing wrong with a bit of experience.

or a good euphamism

Guys, but paris looks like a dead fish f*ck... Why the interest????

She's quite pretty, has a nice body, & is rich beyond my wildest dreams. Why all the hate? I still love Pamela Anderson, don't hate her because she is in home porn vids online. The Hepatitus would complicate the issue. Anyway all waaaay of topic.


Today I would like to slap Keanu Reeves.

Blakops wrote:

She's quite pretty, has a nice body, & is rich beyond my wildest dreams. Why all the hate? I still love Pamela Anderson, don't hate her because she is in home porn vids online. The Hepatitus would complicate the issue. Anyway all waaaay of topic.


Today I would like to slap Keanu Reeves.

AGREED

FOR ME IT MORE ABOUT ADMITTING YOU'D [as in you and not me ] NEED A BATH/CYPRO/HAND-SANITIZER/BREATH-MINTS AND OF COURSE, THERAPY, AND
HOME MOVIES AFTER ...not saying she ain't purty, just saying it ain't a coincidence she's named after a hotel in the hedonsit capital of the world did i say that or think that

AS FOR KEANU...OH-YEAH, I'LL TAKE 'SLAPPY' SECONDS ON THAT, AND YOU CAN ADD STEVEN SEGAL TO THAT TAKE-OUT SLAP LIST ORDER.

I SAY WE FORM A TRADITION AND THINK OF ONE A DAY

...okay PLEASE ADD BRITTENY SPEARS AND TOM CRUISE...SORRY, I KNOW I'M AT MY LIMIT FOR THE DAY

Rus. Have you been? I went for the first time earlier on this year, with my son & and my mum. Paris was really cool. Definetly going again. I thought it was lovely.