This was taken from another forum:
So an illegal taxi threatened me with a shotgun tonight
So I've looked down a few barrels in my career what with going to Afghanistan and all. But it was my best mates bday tonight, and this bloke (a good friend of my mates) thought he could keep up drinking with us!!! Well turns out he couldn't.
So we get him in an ilegal waxi home with us, and he spits out the window, getting saliva on the outside of the door. So the cab driver demands an extra £3. So i tell him to to fuck off.
AT WHICH POINT HE OPENS THE BOOT OF HIS CAR TO REVEAL A SHOTGUN!!
Could have been a fake i guess, but it certainly looked real enough, and he seemed like a dodgy Caribbean fellar as well.
So i gave him £2.50 and he said thanks and left!!
As soon as he left, my mate became outraged and said he would beat him up and knock him out etc.. but i laughed my tits off, cos he showed me a shotgun over 3 squids!!!
WTF has London turned into!?
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