- Mike2010 wrote:
- Was it your blood, or that of an animal?
...uhm, this is a little awkard but my solicitar only allows me to tell
you the circumstantial evidence:
-woke up next to an empty bottle of jack daniels
-burped up a collar once belonging to my neighbor's shitsu
-have been throwing up white fur all week
-dog has been missing for a week
-neighbor is also missing
-i'm actually overseas, in british guyana--awaiting my solicitar's advice
-the human head in my duffel bag is unidentifiable as the teeth are missing,
as well as most of face...my lawyer is arguing that it came with the bag when
i bought it.
anyway, things look pretty good, it's the american justice system after all, and in a week,
i'm supposed to be allowed to sue the estate of the missing neighbor who is
presumed...uhm...okay, that's all i can say.
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!