OR SHOULD IT BE FILED IN HUMOR [DUMB/FUNNY]?

I'M NO LONGER A VIRGIN, I HAD MY FIRST KNIFE CLASS--DON'T GET ME WRONG
...I'VE DONE LOADS OF STATIONARY CRAP OVER THE YEARS SPECIFICALLY CREATED
BY DOJO WELL INTENDED GEEKS AND MADE TO GET ME KNIFED TO DEATH.

TODAY, ME AND MY MATE--THAT HAVE SEEN LOADS OF SHITE, PLAYED WITH KNIVES.
HE HAD THE KNIFE, I HAD THE KNIFE...BACK AND FORTH DRILLS.

BUT HERE'S THE JOKE--THE ONE THAT MIGHT AS WELL BE FOR THE DUMB/FUNNY SECTION...
LETS JUST SAY I'M GLAD WE'RE FRIENDS AND HE TRUSTS MY INTENTIONS IF NOTHING ELSE.


THE FIRST TIME HE CAME AT ME, MY SUBCONSCIOUS TOOK OVER AND I SLAPPED HIS
HAND AND BELTED HIM IN THE HEAD...OUR FIRST BREAK BEFORE CONITINUING.

A LONG ROAD I RECKON--PERHAPS MORE FOR HIM

ANYWAY, I WANTED IT TO START TODAY, AND TAKE SOME TIME TO REALLY DEVELOP IT.
TONIGHT--NAPPY DUTING PERMITTING, I'M GOING TO WATCH RICHIE'S DVD. I WANTED
TO DO THIS CLASS FIRST, THEN WATCH IT.

IT WAS A GOOD EXPERIENCE ALL IN ALL. MY BUDDY WAS BEING VERY GENTLE--BECAUSE OF MY BUSTED RIB, UNTIL I BELTED HIM

Good stuff!

Stand-by for another video from me and Curran pressure testing some of Richie's material...

Sharif H wrote:

Good stuff!

Stand-by for another video from me and Curran pressure testing some of Richie's material...

awesome mate, i'll be looking for it ,
still have nappies and job getting in the way of a private moment--to view Richie's DVD,
i'm actually chomping at the bit. me and my mate 'Still' are commiting wednesdays until
the end of time to knife training--it's clearly the hole in my training. he never reads this,
so i don't mind saying it was the dog's bollocks belting him . not for any bad reason,
but for the obvious insites into my reactions/sensabilities, in spite of the environment being obviously safe/different from real pressure. i knew he would punish me for it--it's all good

LMFAO

that's classic

D.M.B. wrote:

LMFAO

that's classic

i don't believe in coincidence...whilst doing close quarters drills--in an office, one with a knife, my
mate managed to run my head in the nearby wall

karma is a vindictive long term training partner

Russ the Muss wrote:

my mate managed to run my head in the nearby wall

karma is a vindictive long term training partner

We call that payback...

We also have a motto... "Pain is my friend and I'm willing to share." Which basicaly means, remember that it is my turn next.

roadkill wrote:

Russ the Muss wrote:

my mate managed to run my head in the nearby wall

karma is a vindictive long term training partner

We call that payback...

We also have a motto... "Pain is my friend and I'm willing to share." Which basicaly means, remember that it is my turn next.

I'LL TAKE IT MATE... better from a mate than from elsewhere...it's sort of a tennis match with us anyway
this week he buys ME flowers

when my head hit the wall, my thought was, "you cheeky bastard"

FINALLY!!!

...finally got a chance to set aside time to watch Richie's DVD on knife offense.

really nice work. so much so that i'll continue this on a subject of it's own--in this
section.