that's funny. i always get an imaginary dialogue watching this stuff, like,
"hold still, hold still...wait...hiyaaah!!!"
i once took a security job and we had this big meeting on what to do
if someone came in the store with a gun. slightly different approach,
i was told to essentially come the man's hair and bring him cookies--
more or less.
i almost lost my job because i said,"let me be clear on this, if someone
comes in the front door with a gun...i'm going out the back door. i'm
more fucking help two blocks down the road at a pay phone calling the
police then bringing the man a glass of water and asking him if he needs anything."
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