The most feared undefeated martial artist in the world.
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Richard Grannon Admin
Posts : 1825 Join date : 2008-02-18 Location : KL
Subject: The most feared undefeated martial artist in the world. Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:29 am
this fucking clown has been spamming my youtube channel
I dont mind criticism... but when it comes from a man in a white gi and a black ninja mask demoing his own kata which blends muay thai and aikido???
a man has limits...
RichardB
Posts : 603 Join date : 2008-02-26
Subject: Re: The most feared undefeated martial artist in the world. Tue Oct 06, 2009 10:29 am
Richard Grannon wrote:
this fucking clown
(Emphasis added)
Well there is the reason he is the most feared martial artist in the world. It is a well known law of nature that people fear clowns. The reason he is undefeated is that he has never fought, thus making it impossible to have ever been defeated. So the strange man appears to be telling the truth.
D.M.B.
Posts : 138 Join date : 2009-04-30 Age : 45 Location : London, Ontario, Canada
Subject: Re: The most feared undefeated martial artist in the world. Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:04 am
what the heck.... haha
Look at the room he's filmed this in, I think it's the lunch room of the local mental ward ...
Let's get him some ice cream NOW as a preventative measure against any real life beatings
Sharif H
Posts : 430 Join date : 2009-06-11 Location : London
Subject: Re: The most feared undefeated martial artist in the world. Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:44 am
Looks like Coco the clown has done some shotokan. You know you can block people on youtube? I had to do that to a former member of this forum who started to spam my own channel.
By the way... I like the quote from Thich Nhat Han. I'm a big fan my self.
nix
Posts : 134 Join date : 2008-03-15
Subject: Re: The most feared undefeated martial artist in the world. Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:59 am
"The most feared undefeated martial artist in the world. " Ninjas ARE scary. Scarier still... seamstress ninjas! A couple of his favorited vids; How To Cosplay: Make A Sailor Fuku (School Uniform)! How to Make a Dress : Placing the Pattern on Fabric: Making a Dress
I showed restraint in not including some of his other favorites... making homemade ice, homemade mustard, and homemade ketchup. ... ok minimal restraint in not posting the links
thugsage Admin
Posts : 1748 Join date : 2008-04-17 Age : 58 Location : Washington DC
Subject: Re: The most feared undefeated martial artist in the world. Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:14 pm
as i understand it, it's hard to be defeated in a 'kata', no?
anyway, i thought you guys would enjoy his first gig as a porn star in an empty house--before taking the on line karate course. you can see the potential already, this is actually his first kata--undefeated even then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_e99fijCIEM
DMB wrote/// "Look at the room he's filmed this in, I think it's the lunch room of the local mental ward ..."
Roadkill, i was sort of laughing at the rising sloppy kicks with no power m'self, and double stepping telegraphing shuffle. this is, really, the reason for the mask i too would be ashamed
i think he was actually making the form up as he was going, that would explain alot.
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roadkill
Posts : 493 Join date : 2008-10-06 Location : US Fl. Earth
Subject: Re: The most feared undefeated martial artist in the world. Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:15 pm
Ha ha… made my morning. His kicks sucked, his footwork sucked as did his use of weight distribution.
BUT, as Richard mentioned… I am afraid of clowns.
RichardB
Posts : 603 Join date : 2008-02-26
Subject: Re: The most feared undefeated martial artist in the world. Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:16 pm
You just got to love the way he does some spin move against some enemy, turning his back and losing his balance only to then conveniently switch to an enemy right in front of his new angle, and then repeat the cycle.
The only thing he did right was music selection for that clip.
For those who wonder why the strange man is wearing a ski mask to his gi, this is the reason. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roEyQXeZ7bk
Video depicts a very rare instance of actual training, likely with his psychologist at the mental insitution the ski mask video was shot at.
It's why he's stuck with being a pornstar in empty houses and online karate courses.
darktim99
Posts : 133 Join date : 2009-05-14 Location : st helens
Subject: Re: The most feared undefeated martial artist in the world. Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:26 pm
he prob has "action film saturday mornings" and watches van damme and the like.
dude knows SHIT. no body mechanics AT ALL!
lol thanks for posting rich! lol as you said "this fuckin clown....." LOL
Subject: Re: The most feared undefeated martial artist in the world. Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:37 pm
Ritchie, was right though. Definetly a ninja. No Income, No Job, Asset-less.
zen3131
Posts : 22 Join date : 2009-09-04 Location : Canada
Subject: Re: The most feared undefeated martial artist in the world. Tue Oct 06, 2009 10:38 pm
WOW! That guy must be a master!
The mask made him so mysterious!...I have never seen such fierceness and grace since........
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PezeDLh11B8
thugsage Admin
Posts : 1748 Join date : 2008-04-17 Age : 58 Location : Washington DC
Subject: Re: The most feared undefeated martial artist in the world. Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:21 pm
I...WASN'T...GOING...TO SHOW YOU THIS, BUT HERE IN THE EARLY DAYS...WAS HIS NINJITSU TRAINING CAMP.
I WAS SWORN TO SECRECY REGARDING THE TECHNIQUES, SO NOW I MUST INGEST A TON OF EDDY'S VANILLA CHOCOLATE SWIRL, AND END MY LIFE BY WAY OF SUGARY CREAM SLUDGE AND BRAIN FREEZE