ENORMOUS TODDLER IS NEW BOXING SENSATION

BABY 'BUTTER-BEAN'
IS 2YRS OLD AND ALREADY HE'S BEATEN UP LOADS AND LOADS OF PROFESSIONAL
BOXERS, LETS INTERVIEW ONE MAN:

"UHM, SIR...HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE BEEN THOROUGHLY ISSUED A BEAT DOWN
FROM AN GIGANTIC SILLY LOOKING OVERSIZED TODDLER WITH NO TEETH?"

"FUCK OFF"

"RIGHT, WELL THEN...WE'LL JUST BE GOING THEN, UHM...BOB, LETS SEE THAT FOOTAGE
AGAIN, AND WE'LL TRY AND GET A CLOSE UP OF HIS U.S. FLAG NAPPY, N'KAY?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9QOWdFvbT4

"WELL, THAT WAS AMAIZING BUTTER BEAN, DO YOU HAVE ANY COMMENTS?"

"HAPPY MEAL, GOO GOO, OOPS I FARTED...TEE HEE HEE, CAN SOMEBODY CHANGE MY
NAPPY?"