'Untold Gracie Jiu Jitsu Self Defense Secrets'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w_q8qEgU88

those guys are treacherous. i hear the one with the big bushy flowing mustache has
a trained weasel that jumps out at the attacker's throat from within the mustache. he
shares his weasel attack word with no-one, but as i understand, it is in fact, "chitty chitty
bang bang".

Hahaha - yeah, the stealthy weasel defense is very effective

I kinda liked the 'carbonated beverage' entry .... but what's with the child-styl-e tantrum slapping as a follow up??