Winding up Michael Jackson fans...

... on my facebook... why is it so easy? why is it so fun?

what a self indulgent outpouring of "emotion" from hysterical, highly strung and oh so defensive fans!

what nonce-sence!




pyjama party anyone?

What the hell?

Granted, celebrities are wierd. But it's their job to be nutters. Fans, now they are wierd for real. What did you tell them to set them off. Detaching nose joke?

Aren't we all at least a couple decades too old for a Never Never pyjama party invite ....?!

ok I started out with a deliberately inflammatory "ding dong the nonce is dead" status update just to balance off the frantic eulogistic din hurting my brain

these paedophile allegations are driving them into a frenzy, people I have known for years are swearing at me via the internet and threatening to delete me- ah HAHAHAHA!

oh its just too much fun!!!

Farewell to such a big star.



As quoted from a commentator on FOX news:



A man that “ touched so many….. in so many ways “

blessed FOX news, I used to get it via satellite, for when I wanted my information about the world chopped up, sugared and pre chewed for me one of their presenters used to present the early UFC's... he was an opinionated, shouty no-nothing back then too

Ah, now I get it. The entity formerly known as Michael Jackson is dead. I was wondering for a second why on earth Richie would be involved in a heated discussion about that guy.

News? What news? Not paying much attention to current events. If little green men from Mars invaded Earth or something I'd probably be the last to know.

I heard he was going to be melted down and turned into a slide so kids could still go down on him





.........i'll get my coat.

Ive heard many efforts these last few days but that is the best by far

ah the frailty of human nature...

Ive had people nearly in tears these last few days, defending MJ with quasi religious fervour when they simply havent looked at the evidence, I dont mind that they defend him what pisses me off is the why: because they really like his music... I mean for fucks sake, spurious much?

is it possible he was a great musician AND a mentally ill very damaged sexual deviant?

no, no we couldnt possibly deal with that level of complexity...

here is another one:

Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack are incorrect.
He was found in the children's ward having a stroke.

Richard Grannon wrote:

ah the frailty of human nature...

Human schpuman... The Homo Sapien is the unicorn of the primates. No such thing as that mythical creature. But the name is often used to refer to a particular species of ape possessing the ability to talk. Don't let that and the lack of fur fool you. The creature still only has a potential ability to sporadically think and act rationally, under certain circumstances. It is a rare sight, but it does happen. Though most of the time, most of the apes are true to their primate nature.

Richard Grannon wrote:

Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack are incorrect.
He was found in the children's ward having a stroke.

The situation was apparently too exiting for his own good... A bit of karmic irony there when you think about it.

you and your baldy apes

You can't deny that MJ was a candle in the wind.....in the sense that he looked like he was made of wax and had been on fire!

My immediate response to the news of MJs death was to make my status on Facebook a mine for the obvious onslaught of jokes...such as:

What's the difference between MJ and a Disney film? The Disney film will continue to touch children for years to come!

However, the ultimate in sick MJ jokes has to be:

Michael Jackson's secret girlfriend is said to be distraught. She is quoted as saying, "I just can't believe it! First my parents leave me in Portugal and now this!"

Wrong...just wrong!

"beat it...beat it....grab hold of his meat and beat it"...what, that's not how it goes???

what the hell??

all i know is he started out looking like a jackson, and ended up looking like that british
actress from the last episodes of 'Dexter'. i think he was eating the children as a sort of
ritual fountain of youth, your thoughts?

i still remember that picture of him wearing a full black burka [sp?] whilst being wisked
through the middle east. and the poor bastard escorting him, holding his hand--maybe
for just a moment wondering..."how the hell did i get this job?"

i'm digressing...oh the shame

this just in--elizabeth taylor and michael are the same person [tonight on FOX]. Diana Ross
and 'Dion Warwick and her psychic network' discuss michael's future life as a hamster [uhm, also
on FOX].

has anyone seen my nose, whilst kissing quincy jones' arse i noticed it was gone, AHHHHHHH!
quincy come back, you have something of mine. how come no one can here me? i see dead
people.


ahem...just felt like getting all that off my chest. i've never understood why he never enjoyed a
stay at ward, if not the pen. his lawyer's defense was something along the lines of, "he's acting
as a disturbed child", and not "he didn't do it". so we were supposed to feel sorry for him. shame
on that kid who offended little michael by not saying he was sexy...what the hell is wrong with
everyone? i really shouldn't write in the wee 'am' hours.

not a MJ fan, me...appologies tomorrow, after the affects of the double chocolate browny wear off

technics1210 wrote:

I heard he was going to be melted down and turned into a slide so kids could still go down on him





.........i'll get my coat.

haha that's my new facebook status thanks for that!!


Glad I found this thread, I was starting to feel like I was the only one not waxing poetic over MJ and all the wonderful things he was...

You gotta be careful with the whole Facebook thing though.

I had my account disabled by the facebook nazis this week simply because I defended my friend against racist abuse! Which is apparently a form of harrassment WTF?

wait a minute...i haven't been able to get on my facebook account for about a month and a half...
oh wait, that's because i forgot my password

you really had me going there for a minute.

[humor yes, but also true...and they wont mail me the password]

Aha....Got it back in the end after a long wait and argument with the rubbish customer service team!

Still feel a tad violated though....but not by Michael Jackson....coz I'm too old for him....and he's dead I think

he has looked dead for years

I think he looks more dead now!