steven seagal is god...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-a_-g-6kvk&feature=rec-fresh+div

...don't get me wrong, i know what he's saying because i'm familiar with the philosophy.
not quite as daft as it sounds...but that this is the way the interviewer is taking it is hysterical.
just as steven's idea that he's an awakened master.

"those who know...hear it in my voice"

uhm...i just thought you were stoned mate

It was all good until Under Siege 1, and then what happened ...?

Well... Didn't Seagal blame the FBI or something for him becoming a permament B-movie actor?

Bit of an oddball, that guy...

big ste was being watched by the FBI because he was close to the mafia. AND the mafia wanted him to pay X % of his movie money to them.

i know he's like an abbot in some faith, buddhism i think, AND he's a law man. the town he lives in he's one step under the district judge so he CAN shot to kill and arrest people! lol and then he acts like a z-list mafia celeb lol

shame the one with the rastas in was the best film. marked for death or justice or some such i think.

seem to remember long ago hearing a rumor that he was bragging about killing a man with bare hands

i can lay that rumor to rest mate. it's misquote.

the real one is,

"i once killed a bear with a naked man...and i'd do it again"


or was it,

"i would kill to hand that naked man a beer"

i can't remember now

Russ the Muss wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-a_-g-6kvk&feature=rec-fresh+div

...don't get me wrong, i know what he's saying because i'm familiar with the philosophy.
not quite as daft as it sounds...but that this is the way the interviewer is taking it is hysterical.
just as steven's idea that he's an awakened master.

"those who know...hear it in my voice"

uhm...i just thought you were stoned mate

There might be something in that after all. The article linked below is written by H.H. Penor Rinpoche who was the 11th throne holder of the Palyul Lineage of the Nyingma school of Tibetan Buddhism until his death early this year.

http://www.sangyetashiling.dk/kt/seagal.htm

Like you said, Russ. He's technically correct about being God (according to us Eastern-thinking types anyway ), but the thing with Steve as that he just can't remove his ego from the things he does (which obviously means he misses the point entirely) The beads and robes he wears, being ordained and all of that... it's all external stuff isn't it? 'THINGS' for the ego to cling to and seek identity in.

You know as well as I, that the REALLY spiritual people in this world dress very low-key, don't bother with all the beads and robes and shit, and are normally pretty frikkin boring people. But that's enlightenment - no ego. Which means hardly any personality at all lol

For example, Eckhart Tolle, Adyashanti, Mooji, Ken Wilbur.... pretty plain-ass lookin folk.

Namaste

Lovely big, cuddly Steve. Your right Tim, one with the Rasta's was the best, Good villain, His last three fims have been better.

Famously choked out by Gene LaBelle, shited a punch up with Van Damme & f***** around on Kelly LeBrock, ending in fat, sad-ass divorce. Read an interviews with Jenny McCarthy & she claims that he likes to audition via the casting couch.

Still you got to love him. Look what he did with a corkscrew in Out For Justice.

& now bringing buddhist justice to a small town near you.

okay, i hear what you are saying but wish to add--and i say this with the utmost respest and humility...ahem

you know he's one of those guys who needs to have his pants yanked down before
a capacity crowd, then pushed over, dipped in glue, feathered, honeyed, soaked in pigs blood, and tossed into a vat
of shit.

think of it as the push and pull of the yogic path to align him with the humility and depth that he truly seeks. a win win,
with all the dope sweating out of his system, all the casting couch ladies being put off, being thankful for small things
like cleanliness and comfortable clothes. i'd bow at his feet after that not sure i'd sign on and be a disciple but
the rite of passage may bring him closer to the nirvikalpa samadhi he feels he's dancing in.

om-steven-is-a-daft-twat-namah
shantih shantih shantih

Have peace in your heart Rus.

That Ashram you went to do refunds?

He might be a fat joke but he's a fat deputized joke now, keeping the street safe from jay-walkers, dogs without leads & bad parking. Support your local law enforcement.

I could never fight Steve anyway, Suppose he had a coronary & fell on you? Do you think he plays his own songs to the miscreants in the back of the squad car? Sort of serenades them to jail?