final round disqualifications

Subject: final round disqualifications Tue May 26, 2009 2:12 pm

pub fatty Bob 'the bucket' Law was disqualified in the final rounds of,
erm, drinking lots of bitter for recognition as it was discovered that a
pipe ran alongside his wind pipe that deposited the brew directly out
his backside. we had so many hopes. yet another, uhm, athlete that
will not get his ugly mug on the front of a wheatabix box--inspiring kids
and little old ladies alike:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkMIpe7fCs0&NR=1

second place finisher whatsisname will now be enjoying the limelight.
his family is very proud:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvi0EIYVZJE&NR=1

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Damn, they're inhaling that beer!

Seen these?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmZGzoRXPP0 - Japanese dude drinks water.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpTNJDaMPZU&feature=related - Guy pours down beer after beer, after beer, after beer.

Personally I think someone's just stuck vacuum cleaners (hoovers) up their asses, every one of them. Laughing

Subject: Re: final round disqualifications Tue May 26, 2009 2:42 pm

ha haha. nice...then promptly wets his pants and throws up 3 times affraid

but wait...there's more:

and now for more completely useless records...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvWtF-zPdA8&NR=1

just a guess that some bully named toshiba, or sony, or samsung, really
made an impression on this bloke.

at the end he's just shoving the tellies...like a leetal-guuuurl lol!

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I had a job doing that kind of stuff once, with a hammer though. Laughing

No stress, impossible to fuck up, pays as well as any other job, good stuff.