KingRichardB,
i like that one too...i used to hear this one from sofa-samurai growing up,
"if i go down, i'm taking 3 of you with me"...that one has a similarly satisfying
connotation. i used to have a humorous one--that i didn't...wait, let me iterate that
...THAT I DIDN'T TRULY ASCRIBE TO, but occured to my sick sense of humor
enough to put me in the laughing mode, equally off putting to the other person.
it went like this [and yes the background was in fact necessary so you wouldn't think
i was some barbarian nancy in sweats]:
"i'm going to f&*k you up...then simply f&*k you" dark humor, me. i've always wanted to say it to completely take the piss out of
a person, but the macho in me could never bring myself to. in reality, it is
my original entry[eg//fook off...don't fookin touch me]...it always makes me think
of the rattlesnake--i've over here and therefore you should be over there, and it's unusual method.
a simple nutter like bark, 'fook off'...or maybe a linda blair like,
"the priest must die" that's my motto.
my dad told me one of his once, by way of the bastardized RAF motto--which he said was instead
'fook you george, i'm fire proof'. silly man never was very good at latin, but was happy being
lippy.
i should make a thread of put downs. my dad's have a full range...several come to mind
in heated close call moments:
'you weren't born, you were scraped off a brothel sheet' and furthormore...
'miscellanious words fook fookin fook
more miscellanious words fook fookin fook'
there was a case of road rage once and a guy tried to drive menacingly next to my dad, yelling,
"what the fook did you think you were doing?"
to which my dad yelled across me--like he was going to leap out of the moving car
"going to the whore house to see your mother you dumb fook!"
he did in fact have a motto--he raised me to believe it for a time. he preached it, he demonstrated
it over and over again...it was,
"
never overestimate the enemy, they're as dumb as they look" in truth mine ended up being somewhat the opposite,
"never underestimate "
sort of allowing me to take any threat very seriously--affording my inner switch an expression.
dear old dad would be horified, the world to him was the aggregate of morons preparing speeches for
deaf gerbals. but perhaps this reflects his experiences.
you said something once about martial arts, or fighting--whichever, that implied some lost art of self
defense had to best fit the times it was expressed in...what is good now will only reflect what is out there now. this i understand, and it is not so dissimilar to jeet koon do. okay mate, out with it...are you a Bruce fan? cause this sounds like his 'flow like water' speech
i think he was the original MMA man of his time. what a pioneer he was.
blabbing...this is what happens when i'm one minute away from more nappies to change.