oh my god, that's fookin' hysterical. i don't know whether to laugh or cry.
my wife and i had a slightly less obvious bank version of the first clip
[accept it was more about being explained about things that didn't hold
water--which we then refused].
i've always been intrigued that 'Bank of America' is a pneumonic for
'boa', which is a giant snake that strangles the life out of one.
the beheaded chicken thing made me laugh out loud--makes me think of
capitol hill, and all it's 100 page bills that people don't read. there are times
i think my tax money is used not unlike a lads pocket money...i imagine
some fleshy beast in a plaid suit with a list to get through like:
-golf
-power nap
-sign a bill--feign reading whilst fondling meat and 2 veg.
-bugger the volunteer new person [hope it's a girl this time!]
-eat out for 6 hours--3 restaurant plan so as not to be noticed [remember to look exhausted and busy]
-stay in town at a hotel
-snort cocaine or do budweiser shooters
-watch HBO and wank off
-check everything off the list
-change out of clothes before bathing--this time!
-masturbate
-double check shithole for objects [eg//soap; gerbals; money; drugs; keys]
-go to sleep after calling wife--remember her name is betty and not trixy
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