"now...after kissing the bride...would you mr. kakovitchiapatrovkabuchiski please go and
kick the shite out of your new in laws--and may all of you be blessed and remember to
save one tooth left for opening the booze later at the party. i now pronounce you, erm..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he3ifEqg2rM&feature=related