the expressions on their faces are still making me laugh out loud.
luckily, knowing Richie, i had the volume turned down {switched on having many interpretations}
it reminds me of the bloke i trained with for years [true i swear]. when he was at a desperate time in his life. there were two girls he was really interested in. he self-sabotaged both in two seperate faux-pas.
1. Whilst mid conversation with his chesty love interest--feigning the soft sensative role, he was responding to one of her comments thus: "well you know...i think it would be breast"
last conversation they had i think
The other is less related to body functions/parts, but worth a mention.
2. Whilst coming down from bong hits [w/ a certain expat Brit] he thought he was calling back his take-away to dispute an order:
"where's my coke? you didn't put it in the bag!!!"
he had mistakenly called girl number two, stoned and idiotically having to hang up quickly--she of course knew the voice, and that was the end of that.
no wonder he had so many mags around.
Richard Grannon Admin
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Subject: Re: jizzinthepants Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:42 am
the female version
thugsage Admin
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Subject: Re: jizzinthepants Fri May 01, 2009 1:08 am
brilliant!!! what a babe magnet!!
thugsage Admin
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Subject: Re: jizzinthepants Mon May 11, 2009 2:01 pm
no need to open a new thread...
check out this naughty little song--it's about as PC as the others, though slightly different
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja_h822kS7E
Richard Grannon Admin
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Subject: Re: jizzinthepants Mon May 11, 2009 7:13 pm
this is interesting
I watched the video and thought "weird to hear scousers rap" so I looked at the utube user and he had this "advert" style clip for the Aikido dojo I used to train at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox6AKHIYnjQ
the Komyokan, in Birkenhead synchronicity ous ous ly... I have to go to a meeting just up the road from there... well... Now!
thugsage Admin
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Subject: Re: jizzinthepants Mon May 11, 2009 7:27 pm
it'd be funny to see that bloke in there, sitting all quiet-like... it's always the quiet ones . i was also entertained by the way they rapped, sort of stiff-like...big school coat. in sainsbury's or whatever, at the filling station
when you walk by that school now, i've ruined it for you , you'll be hearing in your head, "yer mams yer da, yer da's yer mam"...can't remember now, something about shagging oneself in the bum and sporting nob and tits...the 10 year old in me immediately started laughing...then promptly felt guilty after
Richard Grannon Admin
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Subject: Re: jizzinthepants Mon May 11, 2009 8:57 pm
I believe the next line is "we dont giv a fok if yer inbred lar"- hardly Keats, but certainly catchy
maija Admin
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Subject: Re: jizzinthepants Mon May 11, 2009 9:14 pm
Not exactly reaching to the same hrrrm level as the brilliant previous example, but good all the same: "U want some of this, bitch?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw
His short clips are funny also ...
thugsage Admin
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Subject: Re: jizzinthepants Tue May 12, 2009 9:58 pm
brilliant!!!
now for random https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7MEwOt-Ug8
Richard Grannon Admin
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Subject: Re: jizzinthepants Tue May 12, 2009 10:07 pm
that was awesome hindi randomness!
another video from the guy Maija posted
paedophile beards:
thugsage Admin
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Subject: Re: jizzinthepants Tue May 12, 2009 10:45 pm
Home 
synchronicity ous ous ly... I have to go to a meeting just up the road from there... well... Now! 
. i was also entertained by 
