fookin'brilliant...now...are those nipple rings on the guy on the left?
i can just here the motivational speech,
"you must run very very fast and make a whistling sound as you
get close to your target...there's an added clip on your belt buckle
to aid in forward thrust--and we added a clip on the back of the
big arrow thingy. use grinding forward thrust movements if it doesn't
at first go boom"
"advance....advance..."