maija
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 | | Subject: Viking Fightin Arts ..... Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:09 am | |
| This has been up for a while, but it makes me laugh my arse off every time I read it:
http://www.vikingfighting.com/Grandmaster.aspx
I love this interview.
Also, the 'store' section has a great "Berzerkorobics" DVD series aswell as a slew of other informative DVDs ..... | |
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Richard Grannon
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Location : KL
| | Subject: Re: Viking Fightin Arts ..... Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:22 am | |
| Reg Wong put me into this site- its awesome- the only shame is that it isnt real! - Quote :
- That we don't run... And that we stand and fight. Viking Fighting is 70% attack, 25% counter-attack, and maybe 15% defense. My old father, Thor Svensson, used to say that "defense is what happens when you're about to die". This is very true! The BERZERKER™ mentality is to attack the attacker, kill the killer, mug the mugger, and rape the rapist – so to speak.
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RichardB
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Join date : 2008-02-26
| | Subject: Re: Viking Fightin Arts ..... Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:59 am | |
| "Rape the rapist and mug the mugger."  | |
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maija
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| | Subject: Re: Viking Fightin Arts ..... Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:07 am | |
| The funny thing is that the website updates with new and improved products etc. The guy who put this together obviously has way too much time on his hands .... but it IS absolutely hilarious.
I couldn't decide between -
EXPERT BERZERKER™ 1: Berzerker Mind Tricks - Defeat your Enemy Without Fighting! ($69.95)
or -
EXPERT BERZERKER™ 2: Improvised Viking Weapons - The Beer Toss, The Ocular Cavity Cheese Thrust and The Surprise Kidney Stab ($69.95) | |
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