FOR ALL THOSE DOUBTERS WHO THINK I CAN'T BE SERIOUS...

I JUST WANT TO TOUCH ON A VERY SERIOUS SUBJECT...

ALERT ALERT ALERT
"TRAINING AFTER DINNER"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hllwWjyIEw&feature=related

clip above public service announcement for all those who train in the self defense industry and/or similar kinesthetic movement demanding work outs such as those practiced in combat sports like MMA



well, i've done my part. the rest is up to you

Well, after reading some of your other posts I was wondering, but this clears up any thoughts I may have had about your sanity.

Well so long as it's just gas... It's worse when it turns out not to be gaseous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZLq90YeNNg

Head Sensei: "hey...where's that order i placed for orangy brown gi's...uhm for the heavy weight karatekas? i don't want anymore white ones."

Central warehouse: "okay boss...did you have another shitter?"

Head Sensei: "is this common...this is so awkward...i didn't want to say anything"

That matrix one is so damn funny...

Farts are always funny.. http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm

I don't know what it is about farts that makes them so funny. I guess there's something slightly bizarre about it all. Anyway here is a collection of, to quote the description "various farts and fart techniques" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6vN4H6L458

If nothing else I've learned one thing. While you sleep, LOCK YOUR DOOR!!

Wonder what that guy at the end ate, that one probably woke up the entire neighbourhood. What a fireball...

Of course, these things are not without risk. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laMN1QKRBxc

HA HA HA HA HA
...
i have met my match...
i give you the crown...

king RichardB
..
the 2nd youtube clip is going to give me nightmares

The second clip demonstrates what is colloquially known as one hell of a shart. Someone wrote in the commentaries for another clip about some guy wanting to fart on a sleeping mate for fun and giggles, so he pulls his undies down and gets on target, but he fucking sharts on the guy instead. Now that's a shitty way to start the day!

I'm envisioning a reaction along the lines of the one in the vid in this thread

King RichardB... Got a ring to it... Of course I really am a king. Got myself a kingdom, not much but hey... A few square yards, one inhabitant, a few spiders as pets/livestock, fauna consisting mostly of spiderwebs and dust, a good start.

...anyway... err, methane...

I think these guys have come close to mastering the art. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI8kv4pSxa8&feature=related

Richard,

twins seperated at birth...one from sour, err, cunt
the other sometimes discribed as a soured cunt

i love the family guy bit--i used to play that song on my guitar. imagine my surprize

i can't even imagine a shart wake up...i'd have to do something out of Ace Ventura Pet Detective (erm, part II), like dress him in a female gorilla suit and put him with an Alpha Silverback (uhm, at the zoo) for some old school love

i think i'm divulging entirely too much about sick/dark humor...hmmm...this wont go out to anyone but us, right?

Roadkill,
crikey mate. how'd i miss that sound board!!!?

that's what i get for rushing through---whew...i guess it's time
to eat my lunch...i'm exhaust---ed. oh no, bakes beans, cabbage,
radishes, garlic, seltzer, and prunes AGAIN . i hate it when
RichardB makes the lunches

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
kid in a candy store...try the soundboard link that Roadkill left...
press several at once...hee hee. i'm not really a 42 year old, i just
play one on t.v.

[kirk voice over] mind...shutting...down...must...remember...to...
remove...duck-suit...before...boss...discovers...body [fade to black]

That one is great. The commode-tion or whatever it was called plays on and on and on. Nasty one too. I've gone through every single one. For research purposes of course. Science...

BTW I think I've found two guys who may actually be able to pull off that family guy contest for real.

The scotsfarter

and...

Will the farter

Who'd have thought... There's a fart community. If only the global warming activists knew about this!

...wait...i'm confused...RichardB, tell me again why those last two guys [scotsfarter and will] aren't married, or dating anyone??? , this is puzzling? i'd have thought they'd have been scooped right up by the hottest babes--knowing a good thing when they see, erm, smell one!


now...is the camera man dead...
or just unconscious

i'm thinking a new grappling technique could come out of this , perhaps involving a leg-scissor headlock, and some lethal methane.

what would this art be called, i wonder...hmmm...bum'shido...no...ass'kido ...kasharti...sensmirdo... kung doo...tai cheese...
still deciding...

Windy skunk style internal kung fu, probably...

Don't know how to break these news, but despite the massive female propaganda effort to conceal the shocking fact, it has been revealed that women do fart. The agent who got hold of this recording I'm sad to say died of oxygen deprivation, apparently not due to the gas itself but seemingly from having choked himself to death with his bare hands, but valiantly managed to transfer the information before meeting his demise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW1ZqlVF18Q&feature=related

So it would seem it's all about meeting the right girl... Shouldn't be too hard to find. Just look for the one with the most open space around her in nightclubs, and follow the smell.

BTW a bit disturbing really but when searching through youtube for vids of the type most of them were flagged as unsiutable for minors, some with profile names like gassyerotica and so on attached... Very disturbing... Maybe they get high off of the gas or something. Sort of like nitrous oxide...