- Richard Grannon wrote:
- I got my bodyfat levels checked yesterday, its not good news... but all my lifts are up
you've made the right choice mate--this coming from a bloke who was never going to win a beauty
contest
but i believe down to my norse-gaelic macdonald roots...the last one standing is the
best looking [regardless]
on another note: what the hell is it with processed paper thin meat, i can't touch it, if i were to make
a sex analogy [to wake up everyone and make all think about it]...it's like the blow up doll vs. the
real thing. you only get a certain level of enjoyment from it, but are still wanting what you set out for
and now must plod on for the real thing. yeh, i'm a sick sick man, but metaphors and analogies work
for me. my first day out of barn and i was eating sheesh kebab in a parking lot like a wild animal, i could almost picture mummies pulling their children tight to them and saying, "quickly quickly...to the car...
don't look, it might see it as a threat! fook fook, where are the car keys? of all the times to loose, ahhh
...get in, NOW! PUT YOUR HEAD DOWN, MUMMY'S GOING TO DRIVE VERY VERY QUICKLY.....OOOOOH!"