TRAINING-BITCHING

...AS IN, I'M BITCHING AND I KNOW IT.

i've never understood when folks try and split their attention between what they should be focussing on and
[like a true disassociatist--if there is such a word] reading a paper [in the gym] or chatting about a movie
[mid pad work].

there, i've said it...probably only miffs me--moody wee shit that i can be over the sacred rite of training in
the things one loves. i guess these are the same people who need props for sex--rubber ducks and that because
it just isn't sexy enough all by itself, maybe a scented toilet seat around the neck whilst hanging upside down and
listening to barry white techno-modified with a reggae beat. whatever happened to being rivited to something,
and progressing be means of being engrossed and obsessed with advancement.

bitching over thanks...you know

I was so riveted by your post, i forgot to go to the bathroom and poo'd myself

Russ the Muss wrote:

whatever happened to being rivited to something,
and progressing be means of being engrossed and obsessed with advancement.

Where are the continuous warm fuzzies in that approach? People want their instant gratification. Drives me nuts

Quote ".....maybe a scented toilet seat around the neck whilst hanging upside down and
listening to barry white techno-modified with a reggae beat."
Thanks Russ .... needed to add that image inside my head

Now me, don't care if you can talk AND move full speed at the same time, in fact dueling with added banter is kinda fun because you have to keep all your mental and physical wits about you, but I HATE those people who can't do AND listen at the same time. Drives me nuts. Needless to say they get hit alot when that happens which sooner or later gets the message across.
Now ... just wish I could do the same with all the idiots who slow down when they talk on the phone in their cars

maija wrote:

I HATE those people who can't do AND listen at the same time. Drives me nuts. Needless to say they get hit alot when that happens which sooner or later gets the message across.

sneaky...i like it kind of like when students start to forget themselves and say,
"i don't feel like working out today"
the sadistic response is always...
"that's gonna cost you"

Russ the Muss wrote:

...AS IN, I'M BITCHING AND I KNOW IT.

i've never understood when folks try and split their attention between what they should be focussing on and
[like a true disassociatist--if there is such a word] reading a paper [in the gym] or chatting about a movie
[mid pad work].

there, i've said it...probably only miffs me--moody wee shit that i can be over the sacred rite of training in
the things one loves. i guess these are the same people who need props for sex--rubber ducks and that because
it just isn't sexy enough all by itself, maybe a scented toilet seat around the neck whilst hanging upside down and
listening to barry white techno-modified with a reggae beat. whatever happened to being rivited to something,
and progressing be means of being engrossed and obsessed with advancement.

bitching over thanks...you know

hahahhaha! fucking brilliant... personally I cant even get it up without the rubber duck now, overstimulated you see, Im jaded


Ive always tried to avoid sounding elitist for fear of alienating people, but if people are aliens? fuck em

1. if you train on your own a lot then you get used to the self discipline of getting on with it and putting all your mental focus into one thing

2. if you train on your own and actually push yourself then you are simply not like the other 99.99999% who dont, cant and wont



or in other words, yes you are looking at the same elephant BUT yes you also have VERY DIFFERENT persepctives, couldnt be more different

yours is set to aggressively transmit, martial chi boiling over and flowing outward "what next? ow can I do more? how can I make theis exercises better? will it work this muscle more if I do this"?

theirs is set to passively receive, no martial chi provided, just a sucking void of apathy, indifference and neediness flowing inward like a fucking black hole "when can I stop? can I go home now? when will YOU make me a ninja by magic? I dont FEEL like training today" floppy mindless irritating peices of weakness that want to impose thier weakness on you

why dont I like doing persnal training unless the person is someone I can physically and psychologically abuse (nonpaying family member or friend after Ive repeatedly told them to "fuck off it'll be too hard for you because your a fairy")???

I tell you why

because of that one phrase

"I dont feel like training today"

you dont feeeeeeeeeeel like training today? really? that a fact?

FUCK YOU

just die, just fucking die and get off my planet you whinging meat sack, youre taking up space


People who read the paper or a book or who fucking yawn whilst moving round the gym? you are LITERALLY taking up space. Unsurprisingly they never make any gains or change shape.

the philosophical notion that "nothing changes until I change" only really sinks in until you have tried long enough and hard enough and failed enough times that you are forced to accept it- and given that most of these fuckwits dont try hard to actually honesty FAIL and certainly dont put it infor long enough, their karma is to stay on the "floppy whingebag merry go round",

except the horseys on that ride dont whinny they whiiiiiinge


ah tis the season of hollow gym promises!

Richard Grannon wrote:

mindless irritating peices of weakness that want to impose thier weakness on you


because of that one phrase

"I dont feel like training today"

you dont feeeeeeeeeeel like training today? really? that a fact?

FUCK YOU

just die, just fucking die and get off my planet you whinging meat sack, youre taking up space


People who read the paper or a book or who fucking yawn whilst moving round the gym? you are LITERALLY taking up space. Unsurprisingly they never make any gains or change shape.

thanks for that. better than sex

I liked this bit best:
"theirs is set to passively receive, no martial chi provided, just a sucking void of apathy, indifference and neediness flowing inward like a fucking black hole "when can I stop? can I go home now? when will YOU make me a ninja by magic? I dont FEEL like training today" Crying or Very sad floppy mindless irritating peices of weakness that want to impose thier weakness on you."