THERE'S THIS GOJU DUDE WHO ROUTINELY COMES TO TRY OUT STUFF ON ME--WELL NOT ANY MORE ACTUALLY. CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME, BUT SOMETHING NEUTRALIZING.
HE HAS REPORTED THAT HIS SENSEI WANTS ME TO COME BY THE SCHOOL.
ME THINKS I SNIFF A CHALLENGE, BUT I'M NOT SURE.
ANYWAY, THIS GUY HAS UNDOUBTEDLY MISINFORMED HIM OF ANYTHING THAT CAN BE TRULY REPRESENT ME, SO I SHOULD BE AT LEAST MINIMALLY SKEPTICAL IF I DO DECIDE THAT I HAVE TIME--WHICH I LARGELY NEVER DO. MILDLY CURIOUS THOUGH, AS I TRULY CAN'T IMAGINE THAT: A. HE WOULD GO BACK AND TELL HIS HIGHER RANKING DUDE B. SAID HIGHER RANKING DUDE WOULD PUT IN A REQUEST FOR A SHOWING
IT'S ODD, PERHAPS WORTH THE HUMOR SECTION.
roadkill
Posts : 493 Join date : 2008-10-06 Location : US Fl. Earth
My student can’t make it work on you, but I can, so let me show you.
Interesting stuff, I’d like to see more.
A challenge…
Dam your sexy, how about we go out big boy.
I don't know if I would go or not, I think it would depend on this individual that has been testing on you. Did you ask him why he wanted you to come by? Or Invite him to you... your turff.
Goju dude probably mentioned his version of the story to his sensei one time in class, who might be unsuspecting, a bit wierded out/not that interested, and might have said "well he can come here and try a class for free" or something pretty standard. Retranslated through goju dude as "deathmatch at noon, don't be late."
I suspect you will either get a free trial for his goju classes or some form of drama - maybe humorous, maybe bothersome. Personally I'd decline.
Sharif H
Posts : 430 Join date : 2009-06-11 Location : London
The youngster in me wants to say "Go kick some ass Russ".
But the adult in me says, "Nah... leave it alone. Not worth it. If it is a physical challenge, then we all know what will happen in a Russ Vs Goju situation. It'll be like the jesus-fu thing but without the unnecessary follow-up of head stomps".
Yeah, that's the boring world of SP (unlike the exciting but often silly world of traditional or sport martial arts). You wouldn't be doing a very good job of protecting your self if you chose to walk into a physical situation.
But...(* whispered quietly)... if you do go.... take a video camera
dont go because it will be a boring waste of your muthafussin tiiiiime!
not because it will be a death match
"I hear... you say... you have strongest fist.... in all of D.C. ... ha ha ha... ha... we shall see... about that.... now... prepare to taste .... my white crane style ... of the okinawan pirates.... hi- yaaaaaah!"
Listen to your sifu: stay at home and do something more useful instead... like watching porn and eating oreos,
this is how true thug fist is represented:
"into a man watching porn and eating oreos, not even a tiger can sink its claws"
your new ki-ai to practised every day for 13 days to balance your chi system and heat your chilly gall bladder:
dont go because it will be a boring waste of your muthafussin tiiiiime!
not because it will be a death match
"I hear... you say... you have strongest fist.... in all of D.C. ... ha ha ha... ha... we shall see... about that.... now... prepare to taste .... my white crane style ... of the okinawan pirates.... hi- yaaaaaah!"
Listen to your sifu: stay at home and do something more useful instead... like watching porn and eating oreos,
this is how true thug fist is represented:
"into a man watching porn and eating oreos, not even a tiger can sink its claws"
your new ki-ai to practised every day for 13 days to balance your chi system and heat your chilly gall bladder:
senk-you shifu...now, back to horse stance and porn
and thanks guys, the voices of reason...shhh, the movie is starting, yeah baby...uhm, sorry ...didn't realize you were still there
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