Just cracked me up

excellent! Thankyou.

What's going on with the dog's ears? Looks like a demon with horns

The dog is a Doberman Pinscher. Breeders and owners in America "crop" a Doberman's ears, where the ears are surgically cut
and then splinted and taped to have the ears remain erect.
It.'s done for cosmetic purposes only to some purebreds and is considered the standard in judging, even though floppy ears are allowed.
The practice of cropping a dogs ears is actually illegal in most of Europe and the American Veterinary Assoc. finally came out with a statement
opposing the practice. It's getting to be less common but it's still not deemed illegal in U.S.A.
Many dogs bred to fight have their ears cropped closer to the head for the obvious reason.

i'm having a big picture moment.
i'd rather have my ears clipped than my nads

who's laughing at the pointy ears now, not that young man


an aside: yeah, alot of cropped ear city combat dogs around
this way. no one really knows our dog is a pit right away. long
tail, long ears. then they walk up their tiny house slipper size
dogs over and all the collective hairs go up as 'ZEKE' lets out
one monstrous growl and leaps the full length of his leash.

it's just something that never gets old. but here's the real
question. if we've been genetically darwinianizing these dogs since
we discovered fire and started smoking hallucinagenic leaves, at what
horrible moment did we feel making a dog look like a miniature deer
was the right thing to do??? perhaps to play with our action 'G.I. JOE'
hunter doll--with hunting accesseries [don't mention the spelling, i'm
sure it's off the charts--early morning dyslexia moments].