The mobile of doom.

for those tough conversations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxIjkBVEtyE

nice tool!! haha, the knife gun is also cool...

you want me to give you my money??? hang on...just a minute...i'm loading, err, putting in a new battery in my cell phone where i'm, uh, going to call the bank...to have loads of cash waiting for us at the, err, cash point. a little to the left...no no...a little to the right...now, can you stand still so i can get reception on the cell. this is one of the older phones that takes cocking back the 'on' button.

HAH...BLAM BLAM BLAM...EAT LEAD BITCH!!!

or

alternate ending///

"man, what the fook are you talking about...give me that damn phone...why the fook doesn't it work...BLAM BLAM BLAM...damn dude...i think i shot you with your phone...i'm really confused...didn't you pay your verizon bill???"

Don't hand the thug you loaded, phone... or gun... or gunphone, or phonegun, it's hard to define you see. I think it's a gunphone. And this other one is a phonegun, I think. Or... heck if I know.



Of course if sound or ammo is a problem you could easily crush a skull with this one. A "mobile" phone... If you have a wheelbarrow maybe.