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personally, i do cock pushups, ala Tenacious D.

Works for my meat & two veg or should I say Salami & coconuts.

I try to limit my erections as half the northern hemisphere would feel faint from blood loss

Let the bragging commence!

Blakops wrote:

personally, i do cock pushups, ala Tenacious D.

I'm up to 2 a day

Blakops wrote:

personally, i do cock pushups, ala Tenacious D.

Works for my meat & two veg or should I say Salami & coconuts.

I try to limit my erections as half the northern hemisphere would feel faint from blood loss

Let the bragging commence!

call me when you can do 1000 dong-burpees in sub arctic temperatures over glass-shards and
hot coals

it only hurts when i pee

Russ the Muss wrote:

Blakops wrote:

personally, i do cock pushups, ala Tenacious D.

Works for my meat & two veg or should I say Salami & coconuts.

I try to limit my erections as half the northern hemisphere would feel faint from blood loss

Let the bragging commence!

call me when you can do 1000 dong-burpees in sub arctic temperatures over glass-shards and
hot coals

it only hurts when i pee

2000 in lava flows for me, then I have to chip the hardening magma off. cheaper than a back, sac & crack wax

Blakops wrote:

Russ the Muss wrote:

Blakops wrote:

personally, i do cock pushups, ala Tenacious D.

Works for my meat & two veg or should I say Salami & coconuts.

I try to limit my erections as half the northern hemisphere would feel faint from blood loss

Let the bragging commence!

call me when you can do 1000 dong-burpees in sub arctic temperatures over glass-shards and
hot coals

it only hurts when i pee

2000 in lava flows for me, then I have to chip the hardening magma off. cheaper than a back, sac & crack wax

amateur...

12 hours of hitting it against the fan blades of an exhaust fan after dipping it in liquid nitrogen and then sealing it in
rubber cement to prevent shattering--whereupon i dip in witch hazel and light on fire until the blue flame goes out.
once out i dive onto it from the 2nd floor balcony onto a gravel parking lot and have my training partner cyril drive
his SUV over it, only to drench it in bacon grease and attempt to fight 3 angry pit bulls using only my knees.

i find this really toughens it. i don't know about that lava pansy workout, i did that when i was 12, it's a good beginning warm up. perhaps that's what you meant?

Russ ... just so you know, you've made me spit muesli all over my keyboard

Russ the Muss wrote:

12 hours of hitting it against the fan blades of an exhaust fan after dipping it in liquid nitrogen and then sealing it in
rubber cement to prevent shattering--whereupon i dip in witch hazel and light on fire until the blue flame goes out.
once out i dive onto it from the 2nd floor balcony onto a gravel parking lot and have my training partner cyril drive
his SUV over it, only to drench it in bacon grease and attempt to fight 3 angry pit bulls using only my knees.

i find this really toughens it. i don't know about that lava pansy workout, i did that when i was 12, it's a good beginning warm up. perhaps that's what you meant?

so funny I broke out in a sweat from laughin so hard

i cant compete!!!

Incidentally, that DVD should come with a health warning, I nearly had my eye out......

Russ... that's one crazy imagination you got there. If only you wrote TV scripts.

This was the part that got me...

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once out i dive onto it from the 2nd floor balcony onto a gravel parking lot

I got an image in my head that looked like this... but only with no pants on lol

Rus at work

Blakops wrote:

i remember that guy, he was the biggest dick if memory serves



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i always liked the swan dive Shar, good insight