if you really want a laugh,
many incarnations ago--before a very real name change,
i was in between marriages, drinking like a flounder,
not training, eating anything that was spiced...some of my
mates desired to keep me out of trouble and had me
sing back up for several albums and songs--i was shite
BTW. and i used to come up with 'dities'. one such was
recorded and copyrighted--against my knowledge. the
only remaining proof of this time. the fatty in the picture
is what i look like without training and drinking beer and
rum EVERYDAY for a year.
old name: rusty howe
http://www.myspace.com/donkeerecords
i can safely say that i am MILES from that person in the
photo, but have to admit that it is potentially what can happen
when i fall off the earth drinking. used to wake up on the sidewalk
and move on [stupidly unafraid of anything]...more afraid of
letting my guard down now--ironically.
there it is

another funny fact: when i left my cheating crazy ex, she
finally decided i was worth something [reverse psychology
at work] and refused to drop my old name. she still has it
and tells people to contact me. it was easier to change my
name...unlikely she'll change it to sage
dirty cow
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